#Very funny bangla jokes driver

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4) Dokandar sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche. 3) Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.

#Very funny bangla jokes driver

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'It's worse, Father I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,' continued the old man.

'That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,' said the priest. 'Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.' The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.